If the old “coffee and a donut” thing is too time consuming, here’s a quicker option:  Hostess is now selling CAFFEINATED DONUTS.  (???)

They’re called “Boost Jumbo Donettes,” and each one has the same amount of caffeine as a cup of coffee.  They’ve got two flavors right now . . . Chocolate Mocha and Caramel Macchiato.

They did a limited release last fall, but they’ll be available at convenience stores nationwide starting this month.