Do You Have Any “And Then I Woke Up in the Hospital” Stories?

Have you ever been knocked out or fainted?  I ask because it’s sort of the central theme here:  Someone on Reddit asked for stories about waking up in the hospital and having no idea how you got there.  Here are a few good ones . . .

1.  Someone woke up in a hospital after barhopping on their 21st birthday.  Turned out they did too many shots and hit their head after jumping out of a moving taxi.

2.  A guy was riding his bike . . . woke up in the hospital . . . and found out he’d been hit in the head by a flying squirrel.

3.  Someone was at a pool, then woke up in a hospital and found out they’d DROWNED.  They were in a coma for two days, but went home a week later.

4.  A guy woke up in the hospital and realized he DIDN’T die in that motorcycle accident he was in.  He called it “a pleasant surprise.”

5.  A guy woke up handcuffed to a hospital bed.  Turned out he’d been hit by a drunk driver, and they strapped him to the bed because he kept trying to pull his catheter out.

6.  A guy drank too much and fell off a horse . . . a metal STATUE of a horse outside the Wynn hotel in Las Vegas.  (Here’s a photo of the horse he’s talking about.)