Velveeta Has Unveiled a Liquid Mac-and-Cheese . . . Martini

There’s no mac-and-cheese more divisive than Velveeta.  And now, there’s no cocktail more divisive than the VELTINI. 

Which, brace yourself, is a cocktail made from Velveeta.  A LOT of Velveeta.

It features Velveeta cheese-infused vodka . . . an olive brine . . . and dry vermouth.  It’s garnished with Velveeta-stuffed olives . . . jumbo-size Velveeta cheese shells . . . and there’s a “cheese drip” along the brim of the glass.