Eating breakfast can be good for your career.  Unless you eat straight whiskey for breakfast like . . . um . . . this guy I know who’s definitely not me.

A new study found people who eat breakfast are almost twice as likely to get promoted as people who don’t eat breakfast.

Also, people who eat breakfast were more likely to be married than people who don’t . . . they’re more optimistic . . . and they reported slightly higher satisfaction with their lives.